Hungry fat man
Once a big fat man was very hungry and went to a restaurant to eat food.
He ordered food that would be enough to feed three very hungry people. He waited for his food, but time passed and still his food did not come.
Getting angry, he called the manager and asked when would his food be ready.
The manager replied, “The food is ready, but we thought you must be waiting for your other friends. So we are also waiting for them.
Hearing this, the fat man laughed and said, “All the food is for me.”
The manager too laughed at his mistaken assumption.