JOKE: Strong kicks
Ram: Do you know that when I kicked this football it came down only after two hours?
Shyam: After two hours! When I kicked one, it came down after five hours.
Hari: When I kicked a ball, it came down after two days! And guess what was written on it?
Ram/Shyam: What? What?
Hari: Please do not send this ball to the moon again. If you send it, it may not come back again.