Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter: Can’t you tell the difference by taste?

Customer: No, I can’t.

Waiter: Then does it really matter ?

Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

Waiter: I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.

Customer: Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

— Hi Lama