A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively, “You’ve got nice hair.”

The man looked all around him but couldn’t see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, “You are a handsome man.”

The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.

The barman replied, “It’s the nuts — they’re complimentary.” — Hi Lama