Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You’ve had an accident. And I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: The bad news first...

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?

Doctor: There’s a guy in

the next ward who made a very good offer for your shoes.