A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud, that he began referring to his wife as ‘Mother of Six’.

Despite her objections, this persisted. One night the couple went to a party. When it was time to leave, the man yelled across the room, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouted back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”