A lawyer is driving in his limousine when he sees two men eating grass. He tells the driver to stop and then he gets out and asks one of the men why he is eating grass.

The man replies that they can’t afford food so they have to eat grass.

The lawyer tells the men to get in the limousine. Inside the limo, the two men thank the lawyer and he replies “No problem, the grass in the back of my house is at least a foot long.”