A doctor is walking down the hall of the hospital towards his office when he passes Mother Angelica walking very briskly while saying her rosary rather loudly.

His associate, a psychiatrist, comes around the corner next and he asks him about this.

“Hey, what’s with Mother Angelica? She was just hoofing down the hall and saying her rosary to beat the band.”

“Aw, I just told her she was pregnant.”

“My God, is she?”

“No, of course not, but it sure cured her hiccups!”