JUST IN JEST
An Egyptian doctor calls his secretary and says, “Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow. We don’t want to close the clinic. I ask you to take care of our patients.” The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks, “So Hassoun, how was your day?”
Hassoun tells him he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo Hassoun, and the second one?” says the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir.”
“Bravo, bravo Hassoun. What about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like flame. She undresses herself and sleeps on the table and shouts: ‘Help me. For five years I have not seen any man.’”
“...and what did you do Hassoun?”
“I put eye drops in her eyes.”
— Hi Lama