At a big cocktail party, an obstetricianâ€™s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed lady, was making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together.
At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed, â€œLook lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesnâ€™t â€˜installâ€™ them!â€
â€” Hi Lama