At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician’s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed lady, was making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together.

At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed, “Look lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn’t ‘install’ them!”

— Hi Lama