George went to his friend’s house and asked to be put up for the night because he had a fight with his wife.

“What happened?” the friend asked.

“When I got home tonight I was really beat, tired as a dog. So when she asked me for fifty bucks for a new dress, I guess I must have been half asleep or something, because I said,

‘All right, but let’s finish the dictation first.’” — Hi Lama