1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Reply: I don’t mind where you die... as long as you do!

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I


Reply: So, how many times did you fail


3.Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Reply: Yes, they are. I’ve been running away

from you!

4. Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Reply: How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Reply: Yeah... why don’t you walk by and just keep walking!

6. What’s that in your eye? Oh... it’s a sparkle.

Reply: What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Reply: Get lost

8.You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.

Reply: You can be sure of going to hell... your stupidity will assure you of a place!

9. If I had 11 roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

Reply : So, that’s your problem... simple