1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Reply: I donâ€™t mind where you die... as long as you do!
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I
Reply: So, how many times did you fail
3.Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Reply: Yes, they are. Iâ€™ve been running away
4. Are you lost? Because itâ€™s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Reply: How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Reply: Yeah... why donâ€™t you walk by and just keep walking!
6. Whatâ€™s that in your eye? Oh... itâ€™s a sparkle.
Reply: What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Reply: Get lost
8.You can forget about going to heaven because itâ€™s sin to look that good.
Reply: You can be sure of going to hell... your stupidity will assure you of a place!
9. If I had 11 roses and you, Iâ€™d have a dozen.
Reply : So, thatâ€™s your problem... simple