Just in jest : Popular medical terms

Artery: The study of paintings.

·Benign: What you be after you be eight.

·Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

·Barium: What doctors do when patients die.

·Caesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.

·Cats can: Searching for Kitty.

·Cauterise: Made eye contact with her.

·Colic: A sheep dog.

·Coma: Punctuation mark.

·D&C: Where Washington is.

·Dilate: To live long.

·Enema: Not a friend.

·Fester: Quicker than someone else.

·Fibula: A small lie.

— Hi Lama