A guy walks into a bar, sits at the counter and says, “Drinks, everybody on me, even you bartender, put it on my tab.”

Every one got a drink and thanked the man. After a while the man says, “Drinks, everybody on me, even you bartender. Put it on my tab.”

Everybody got their drinks and thanked the man. The bartender pulls the man to the side and asks him, “You know this is going to be a lot of money, can you pay for this?”

The man says, “No.”

The bartender takes the man in the back, beats him up and throws him out the back door. The man brushes himself off, and goes back into the bar.

He sits down and says, “Drinks, everybody, on me. Except for you bartender, you don’t know how to act when you get drunk.”