Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian’s head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender, and the bartender hands him money. The bartender says, “I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife and kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I’ll give them a thousand bucks.”

Jack and Tom leave to go hunt Indians. They finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls 70 feet down a ravine. The two make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy.

Jack says, “Tom, take a look at this.” Tom says, “Not now, I’m busy.” Jack says, “I really think you should have a look.” Tom says, “Can’t you see I’m busy? I’ve got a thousand dollars in my hand.”

Jack says, “Tom, take a look.”

Tom looks up, and there’s 5,000 Indians standing there. Tom says, “D***! We’re gonna be millionaires!”