Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, people with seats furthest from the aisle, arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that lasts until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Location: Wherever you go, there you are!

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product you really like, they will stop making it.

— Hi Lama